Food and Stuff
I love Food and Stuff, a place equidistant from my home and work. It is where I
buy all of my food. And most of my stuff. I go there for the same reason people go to zoos.
I love breakfast foods and red meats. Among the types of food I enjoy are
bacon-wrapped shrimp, fried turkey legs inside a grilled hamburger, and turf and turf- 16 ounce
tbone and 24 ounce porterhouse steaks. Bacon-wrapped turkey legs are now known in Pawnee as The Swanson.
Four to eight servings of animal proteins each day is ideal. They are cow, pig, chicken, and deer.
Fish, which are practically a vegetable, are for sport only. Skim milk should be avoided. I also drink
heavily, primarily whiskey, but seldom feel the effects of alcohol. Clear alcohols are for rich women
on diets. Since I am not a rabbit, I do not eat salad.